Ah ah sites

Dei um saltinho no site My Life is Average que na realidade é um site de quotes. Pessoas escrevem lá coisas cómicas / estranhas / anormais que lhes aconteceram nesse dia. Há uns que gostei muito:

- Today, I went on facebook and this was one of the likes-"ROTFLOLASHTINCBISAGOWOTTARUTDIAIOA - Rolling on the floor laughin out loud and so hard that i nearly choke but i see a glass of water on the table and reach up to drink it and im ok again." Whatever happened to just saying LOL? MLIA

 - Today, while playing tetris, I made a rainbow with the blocks. Life goal accomplished. MLIA.

- Today was Harry Potter Day at my school. I dressed up as Bellatix Lestrange. On the way home mum made get some stamps for her in the post office, costume and all. I strode regally in to the counter and asked the guy behind the counter for some stamps. He stared at me for a second then asked seriously, "Are you sure you wouldn't prefer an Owl, madame Lestrange?" My faith in the human race has been reincarnated. MLIA

- Today, while walking back from the bathroom to my dorm in a not-so-great mood I saw a storm trooper walking around my floor. Even better, he said he was a dorm trooper. Made my night so much better. MLIA.

- Today i was in history and my teacher was talking about 9/11 he had just finished talking when a 6th grader came running in and yelled at the top of his lungs "THE ZOMBIES ARE COMEING!" then ran out.. my teacher told us class is over and ran out to...MILA

Faz-me pensar quão secante é a minha vida. loool. Já que estava neste site dei também um salto ao Texts from Last Night que é um site com mensagens de telemovel que as pessoas mandam quando já estão bêbadas e desejavam não ter mandado. Algo assim. Há um grupo no Facebook para isso. Exemplos:

 - (906):

Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
(1-906):
It's okay.

 - (516):

i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records

- (763):

He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.

- (919):

so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
- (214):

Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.

- (401):

his is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?

Ahahaha! Adoro estas merdas!